- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
click through them.
Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show.
Dewey putting shit in perspective like a goddamn motherfucker.
When people come at me with false piety, I just want to ruin their shoes.
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
this story is like mcdonalds
im lovin it
This makes me unreasonably happy.
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.
THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.
AND I SAY HEY
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
WHERE WE CAN LEARN TO LAUGH AND PLAY
AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Shut up and take my money
I do not see the appeal what the fuck is so great about this
It is a bed for people into the dom/sub/BDSM side of sex. Some people are really into it, and having so many options for restraint, containment etc would appeal to those with BDSM fetishes or whathaveyou. Please remember that just because you might not be into that kind of thing, there are others out there who are, and thats perfectly ok :D
Wow, my Mistress would probably kill for a setup like this…
everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session
“and how does that make you feel”
The moment you critique a thing, that means you hate it. Doesn’t matter how minor the critique is, or how dedicated you’ve been to the thing before, how much thought you’ve put into the thing or how much creative content you’ve put out that shows how much you love the thing, you are never allowed to criticize it. Because then you hate it. You’re a hater, and you hate everyone who likes the thing.
True internet facts.
b ovo b